Friday, Fun Day (2nd edition)

So I have been researching places for my mother's 75th birthday extravaganza.
In doing so, I've been speaking to a ton of people.
Here's one conversation that took place, it's mostly one- sided.

Lady (who's overly excited): "Ooh you're planning a birthday party. How fun are you?"

Me: Complete silence
However, in my head... I really just wanted to say "Lady, you have no idea."

Whilst this may not be funny to anyone else, it was a fucking riot in my head!

Life is GRAND!
Super Panda