A Funny Thing Happened

at the doctor's office...

Today, I had my annual physical. The nurses had a hell of a time trying to draw blood from me, particularly because I'm not very vein-y. Please don't confuse that with VAIN because, that I am very much so.
Anyhow, a couple of different nurses came and tried. They were all very frustrated with me, so I thought I'd lighten up the atmosphere, by telling a joke.

ME: "So I guess I won't be doing heroine since apparently I'd be really bad at it."

NURSE 1: "No, you shouldn't"
NURSE 2 just stares at me with blank eyes.

My joke totally blew them away.
Apparently, it was only funny to me.

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